No-one more deserves to receive an award with a secret title from a secret donor than your Lordship’s good self. For … when you are at the podium no-one (including, sometimes, I suspect you) can predict precisely what you are going to say next … But what we can predict is that what you say will be erudite, relevant, humorous, honest, and directly to the point. … Thank you for your unflagging zeal for the cause of honest science, and congratulations on your richly deserved award – whatever it turns out to be!